Hey pups sorry for the long over do long time no see but my wifi has been messed up for some time now I tryed calling in about it but this is how the call whent down " macho : ( ringing sounds then annoying songs then someone picks up) hello is this the wifi ppl my wifi is messed up fix it now!" The guy on the phone : ummm me so dumb me just press thing me really dumb " mother: macho tell them the truth it's also why ur grounded " yes mother " guy on the phone : hello how can I help u today ( he hears me barking when I'm really talking to him) ummm sorry sir I don't know what ur saying I'll get someone who might know what ur saying " macho: GOOD U BETTER BARK !" ( then I hear over the phone the guy calls over for mittens ! ) " macho: oh no... " mittens the cat that works there for no reson : hello meow how can I help u today purr " macho: OH HI CAN I PLZ HAVE MY WIFI FIXED BUT NOT FROM U ! FUR BALL !! " mittens : umm excuse me sir !! BUT IM A DUMB TEO FACE CAT! " mother: MACHO! " sorry sorry soo ya mittens and I had a fight over the phone I won cuz I'm more better then some dumb fur ball of a cat " mother : MACHO WHY IS MY PHONE BILL OVER 1000 DOLLARS !?? " oh dd I forget to say I'm also usein my mother phone as a wifi ht spot .. Oops hehe " mother : MACHO U KEEP THIS UP AND SANTA PAWS WONT GET U ANYTHING BUT CAT TREATS UNDER THE TREE THIS YEAR! " Santa paws oh ya ... Wrll I'll just give it to the cats then take it away haha ! " mother : that's not nice at all cats are sweet and cute and loving and warm at night that's why I want one for Xmas " wait u want a pet cat .. What about me I'm cute I mean just look at me I'm really cute I can stick my tongue out !! My tail is really short ! I have a long nose I jump ! But fine I'll get u a cat mother .. Hehe I'll get u one .. One that's a stuff teddy of a cat and rip it apart haha!! " mother : what was that !?" Nothing soo Santa paws will be comeing hmm ... I wonder what he looks like ? ..
Wow he must be a awesome pup like me well stay in doors pup it's getting ice cold and for the times I've missed happy HALLOWEEN happy thanksgiving :) so pups stay in side lay in bed drink some hot Coco and relax
( I'm not the best at photo shop it's hard with out fingers >,< !! ) stay warm pups !
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