Wednesday, December 18, 2013

woof woof woof every one

Ho Ho HO Im MachoClaws Give Me Ribs!!!! And Ice Cold Water If You Want A Bird In You Stocking You Want To Know What I Give For The Bad Pup's .... Umm Ok You May Not Want To Know I Can Tell You This it's Like Coal  But This One Smells Bad  MAN WHAT DID I EAT  Ummm.... Any Way Im Going To Be Moveing Soon Sighs I Hope Every Pup Gets There Holiday Spirit On Like The Animals In This Video It Funny
                                How Cute And Funny Well Any way -sniff' sniff'- THAT SMELL THEY ARE PUTING HAM IN A ICE BOX I MUST GO GET IT AHHHHHHHHH

Hey Guy;s Im Back they did not give me any ham but Any Way I Better Go pack I Will Not Be Doing Any post till  12/18/2013 - 1/7/2014 well bye guys






( Tip: Do Not Over Feed You'r Dog's And It Never hurt's to give ur PET a gift )

Saturday, November 30, 2013

WOW

Hello Every Pup Im Sorry I Have Not Been Doing Post I Just Have Been Doing Some Stuff.... Like.....FINE I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING AND EATING what more do u want of a pup of and my new name is Macho Man The King Of Pup's Like The Name I Just Came Up With It Huh Of I Wus Looking Up Some Stuff Last Night  - Think's About Last Night Macho: Ok Time To Look Up Some Hot Lady Dog's haha What Is This! Facts About Silky Terriers Noo I Don't Want This What Do No One In The House Look Up This Kind Of Stuff Flash Bsck Ends- Umm Ok But As I Wus Looking Up Some Stuff I Saw A Thing  Said Look 12 TO 15 YEARS!!!  See Down There That's Sad But Any Way Im Going To Sleep Night Don't Let The fleas Bite
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Thursday, November 21, 2013

How I Got To Be With My Awesome Family

Hello Ever Pup You Know Me Macho The Family Dog I Have 2 Other Brother's But I don't Like Them We Alway Fight So Im So Little Win It Come's To Them They Can Eat Me! But Im Ok Well On April 15 To Of My Owner's came and saw me after to of there other girl dogs passed away my fav owners mom wus crying trying to get a new dog that looked like her old one who passed away sadly but they wus looking trying to see if there wus any and they saw me Macho! so that next day they took a long drive just my mom who is 13 who is not a dog but a human she has brown hair and green eyes and who loves me alot and i love her back so i call her mom. but any way so my mom and my grandma wus driveing to come get me if any thing my grandma is not that old for a grandma but any how so win they got there they ran to go see me! as soon as they did i wus jumping for joy i had a friend in the puppy jail so win my mom and grandma got to take me to the out doors well it still wus in jail but i got to lay on them sleep kiss them but we got to play a little but then i had to go back in the jail sadly but i got to tell my little friend how i wus so happy that day but they put a little pink note in my thing i asked one of the big dogs what does it say and she said that means they want you so they wud come and see me ever week but then they stoped So I Wus Geting Sad But Then Some Time Has Passed And Some One Elss Put A Note On My Thing So I Wus Still Sad But Then To Days Pass And They Move Me To A New Room And I Got To See Some New Friend's But Then A Week Passed And My Mom And My grandma and my grandpa and My Uncle Got A Call And The Ppl From The Jail Said You Can Take Home That Hot Cute Super Awesome Brave Big Dog Macho!..... Fine She Did Not Say All That She Rly Said You Can Take Home That Cute Pup Macho Now He Is So Happy And He Cant W8 And They Told My Family How They Wus Going To Take Me A Bath Nooo! So Sadly They Took Me A Bath That Day I Lost My dignity But Im Ok Now But Still Back To The Story So That Next Day They Came Back I Wus So Happy And Then One Of The Workers From The Jail Took Me And Took Me To This Other Room Mad I H8 Rooms haha But AnyWay So Next Thing I See My Family Walked In And They Cud Fix My Name They Said So They Pick This Name Reggie But I Wud Never Come To It If They Wud Call Me So They Keep It As Macho But They Got To pick out any color leash to put on me my mom wanted black i wanted it to that or the dark blue but my Uncle Pick One That's Red White And Blue leash For Me After That They Put Me In A Big Moveing Thing They Call It A Car! What A Odd Name For It But Still They Roll Down The Glass Thing From It And I Cud Feel The Air In My Hair Oh How Awesome It Felt They Took Me To See My
great grandma And Her Dogs Both R Girl's Not To Be Rude Both Are ...Fat They Eat roasted chicken Every Night And They Get 3 Dog Treats Every morning But That Day I Went Home And They Showed me My New  Bros  I Wus So Happy To See This House It Big That Night I Jumped In To My Owners Bed And Fell Asleep In Her Bed  But Then My Grandma Come Runing Out Of Her Room Saying Where's macho!!! Then My Mom's head looks up at my grandma and she says i don't know and wus going to jump out of bed but then she sees my little head pop out of the blankets And My Mom Said He's In My Bed hehe  But  Then She Asked How Did I Get Up There Then That Night I She Saw Me Jump On To Her Bed And SO She Called Me Super Pup But She Put A Little White Chair Next To Her Bed So I Don't Have To Jump So High And Well That's The End Of My Story Well It's Not The End Just Yet But It's Still Just The Begining  Of The Story Of Macho Man The Dog! Well I Love My Life Now That I Have A Awesome Family Wher More Can A Pup Ask For I May Have Some Bullys for Bro's But I Know Every Day I Can Go Barking And Jumping At The Bird ( U May Not Know This But We Have A Pet Bird That My Big Bro Got He's A Dog To And He If Nice Unless You Get On His Bad Side Or When He Is Eating But I Guess Im Happy With Them to Well That's It For Now Pup's See Ya Soon Today's Tip Is ( Tip: If U Get A New Dog And U Have Other Dog's At Home They May Fight To Show Whos The Top Dog In The Pack Just W8 It Out And Soon They Will Not Fight Any More ) Bye

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

How Did MY mom get in this post!

Hello every pup it's me macho!!!!!!! ... What to much well anyway my owner took me a bath and dressed me up for the cold - sighs- Owner: hey macho aww u have a little blog how cute!!! Macho: ITS NOT CUTE MOTHER AND HOW DID U GET ON HERE,! Owner: aww u don't need to know how cute u look so cute in ur little jacket why don't u show every one! Macho: no mother get out! This blog is for me not u and don't show them! Owner: aww see how cute you are aww!!! Macho: Mother!!! Why Why Ahh This Blog Is For Me I Wus Going To Tell Every Pup About Winter!!!!! Owner: Aww You Have Little Pup Friends Aww How Cute Macho Got Some Little Friends!!! Macho: =.= -Sights- Thanks Mother!!! Now Im Going To Stick My tongue out At You Mother >=P Owner: Gasp! Rly Rly Oh Why Don't We Show Every One Ur Little Tongue Hmm.. >=) Macho: Ya Right Like You Wud Show Them Haha >=P Macho: Gasp! How Do You Sleep At Night Knowing You Are Showing Every Pup This!!! Owner: aww Im Sorry It's Ok You'r Still My Baby!! Ur Only 2? Macho: Im 14!!!! In Dog years.... Owner: so Ur Still My Baby!!!! Well Im Going To Let You Do The Rest Of Ur Blog So Bye bo bo bear! mummy loves you so much - kiss- Macho: Ok Bye Mother And....I....Love...-sighs- I Love You To.... Owner: aww bye bye bo love u more Macho: I love You Mummy!! Owner: Aww See I love You More Bo Well Have Fun With you'r Little Blog Macho Man Macho: Bye Mommy! Ty For Stoping bY Owner: -poof is gone!- Macho: good! Oh By The Way Her Name Is Lilly! So Ya She's My Mom ... Plz Don't make me remember this day i don't want to be known as the mamas boy plz =.= ty well bye every pup shes going to go rub my belly and we r both going to sleep! good night! Owner: He Fell Asleep Look How Cute He Is When He Sleeps He Love's Sleeping On Me Or Next To Me Owner: Hehe So Cute! Shh Don't Tell Him Let Him Sleep ^.^ Well Cuz He Is Asleep I Will Do The Thinhg For Him Well Thats It For Now Pup's Bye And Btw The Tip Of The Day Is ( Tip Of The Day: Love Ur Dog And He/she Will Love U Back And Will Fallow You With A Loveing Heart! ) Bye Bye !

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Trick Or Treat

Happy Halloween Every Pup The Best Time Is Treat Time! So I Got Dress As Bat Pup I Got To New Toy's And I Got Candy So Im A Happy Pup So Any Way Go Get You Trick On And Get Your Treat You Lucky Pups Happy Halloween Im So Sleepy This Is A Awesome Day I Saw 15 Princess And More I Saw Some Owner's That Had Claw's And I Saw Some Owner's MAKEING FUN OF DOG'S BY BEING DRESSED AS A WHERE WOLF THATS SO AHH I H8 OWNERS SOMETIMES AND HE HAD CLAWS AND EVER THIGN AND HIS GROWL SUCKS Well That's It For Now Bye For Now Happy Halloween Howl!!!!1 Howl Howl!!!!! Haha Lets See That Where Wolf Do That! Bow Wow!

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Halloween look's

Halloween Is Soon So That Mean's That Monster's Will Come knocking On The Door Eating All Of Are Food But Some Time's My owner Will Dress Up As A Monster And Go Knocking On Other Ppl's Door And They Just Give Her Candy! And She Will Bring Back A BIG Bag Oh Candy And She Will Eat The Candy So Now I Know What To Do This Halloween Dress Up And Then Get A Bag And Go Clawing Ppl's Door's But The Only Thing Is PPL Only Think Im Barking So What I Think Im Going To Do Is Bark 3 Time's And The Funny Thing Is They Will Think iM Saying Trick Or ...Or or.... Treat! they better have Good Food mm Like A Good Cooked Bird Or A Good Cooked Cat yummy Or Both Yummy (Day Dream: girl: Here You Go Macho Your Cooked Bird And Cat As You Eat We Will Rub Your Belly And Rub Your head And you Never Need to Take A Bath Oh And You Can Sleep On The Big Bed With All The Pillow's And You Can Pee ANY WHERE and you can eat anything and play with anything Your Want!: Day Dreams Over) -Shakes head- aWW Come Back Day Dream!!! Umm What I wus Saying Is Umm... Ya Good Food But I Need A Good Look For It So Im Think Hmm Im Think Of Being Superman! Or BatMan Or A Vampire Hmm Let's Try Them On And See What Look's The Best there me As SUPER PUP!!!! ME AS BAT PUP! I AM SO SLEEPY THE MORE THE PIC'S THE MORE sleepy i am i fight fleas ! AHHH WHY AM I A GIRL !!! AHH THATS A GIRL'S DRESS!!! AHHH ... note to self never fall asleep as your owner is dressing you up welll thats all for now im going to sleep go night and here is a tip ( tip: bring us dogs with you as you go trick or treating we want food to and don't put us boy dogs in dresses i don't know why but my owner like's to dress me up like a girl sometimes =.= welll Happy Howl ween!! HOWL!!!! night JUST LET ME SLEEP!

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Sleep Time And Tip's

hey hey hey EVER PUP IN THE HOUSE SAY WOOF! .... Oh Hey...... Hello Ever Pup It's Macho Sorry I Have Not Done Any Thing I Have Been Sleeping Man I H8 It Win My Owner's Wake Me Up OR TAKE PIC'S OF ME SLEEPING!!! I MEAN COME ON I DON'T TAKE PIC'S OF U GUYS SLEEPING SO WHY TAKE PICS OF ME SLEEPING! i mean ever dog does the same thing sleep kick in sleep bark in sleep wow I MEAN OWNERS DO MORE COOL STUFF IN THERE SLEEP THEN DOGS like for one 1.)Owner's can yell in there sleep. 2.) they can walk in there sleep wow. 3.) they can do tricks like roll over in there sleep how cool is that!. well here's todays tip ( win we sleep just let us dog's sleep!!! u can hold us but as soon as we fall asleep let us just sleep ok well thats all for now see ya pups now i will be going to go lay in my mom/owner's bed WHAT DID I SAY NO TAKEING PIC'S OF ME ....oh well i do look cute well go night pups thats all for.... Z...z...Z

Saturday, October 5, 2013

What's With Boy Dog's Looking Like Girl Dog's!

Hello every Pup I Have Something To Say To Ever Owner ... (STOP PUTING BOWS ON BOY DOG'S!) Today As I Wus Falling Asleep I Saw This Cute Dog She Had A Pink Little Bow And Her Hair Wus So Long But As The Dog's Owner Stop To Look On Her..... What's It Called umm... Oh Ya P...p...Phone! Phone! That's It Phone Whit Where Wus I ... Oh Ya The Dog's Owner Looking At The Phone I Saw That THE DOG WUS A BOY !!! = Dog Tip= Don't Put Little Pink Bow's On Boy Dog's We Boy Dog's Never Like Pink Bow's In Are Hair Lucky For Me My Owner's Will Never Do That To Me! ... That's Not Me.... Ok It Is Well That's All For Now Pup's If U Need Me I Will Go bite My Owner Till I know Who Put This Pic On Here See Ya

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Hello Ever One Im Macho!

Hello Ever Dog And Man/Girl Im Macho And Yes I Am A Dog With A Blog But This Is My Life And Tip's About Dog's Life So Ya Im Going To Call Ever One My pups Or Puppy's So Hello My Pup's/Puppy's