Hey pups sorry for the long over do long time no see but my wifi has been messed up for some time now I tryed calling in about it but this is how the call whent down " macho : ( ringing sounds then annoying songs then someone picks up) hello is this the wifi ppl my wifi is messed up fix it now!" The guy on the phone : ummm me so dumb me just press thing me really dumb " mother: macho tell them the truth it's also why ur grounded " yes mother " guy on the phone : hello how can I help u today ( he hears me barking when I'm really talking to him) ummm sorry sir I don't know what ur saying I'll get someone who might know what ur saying " macho: GOOD U BETTER BARK !" ( then I hear over the phone the guy calls over for mittens ! ) " macho: oh no... " mittens the cat that works there for no reson : hello meow how can I help u today purr " macho: OH HI CAN I PLZ HAVE MY WIFI FIXED BUT NOT FROM U ! FUR BALL !! " mittens : umm excuse me sir !! BUT IM A DUMB TEO FACE CAT! " mother: MACHO! " sorry sorry soo ya mittens and I had a fight over the phone I won cuz I'm more better then some dumb fur ball of a cat " mother : MACHO WHY IS MY PHONE BILL OVER 1000 DOLLARS !?? " oh dd I forget to say I'm also usein my mother phone as a wifi ht spot .. Oops hehe " mother : MACHO U KEEP THIS UP AND SANTA PAWS WONT GET U ANYTHING BUT CAT TREATS UNDER THE TREE THIS YEAR! " Santa paws oh ya ... Wrll I'll just give it to the cats then take it away haha ! " mother : that's not nice at all cats are sweet and cute and loving and warm at night that's why I want one for Xmas " wait u want a pet cat .. What about me I'm cute I mean just look at me I'm really cute I can stick my tongue out !! My tail is really short ! I have a long nose I jump ! But fine I'll get u a cat mother .. Hehe I'll get u one .. One that's a stuff teddy of a cat and rip it apart haha!! " mother : what was that !?" Nothing soo Santa paws will be comeing hmm ... I wonder what he looks like ? ..
Wow he must be a awesome pup like me well stay in doors pup it's getting ice cold and for the times I've missed happy HALLOWEEN happy thanksgiving :) so pups stay in side lay in bed drink some hot Coco and relax
( I'm not the best at photo shop it's hard with out fingers >,< !! ) stay warm pups !
Hey pups macho is here and some stuff has been going on with me one of my eyes are gray soo Plz don't make fun of me I'm dumb for jumping off beds and jumping on things and jumping down off of high things it will happen soo any way I have been taking care of my brother ( my mom : AWWW MACHO THATS SOO SWEET) SHH MOTHER IM DOING A POST (my mom: ok babe sorry ) - sighs- my mother is driving me crazy ! But anyway ( my mom: hey every pup look at this cute little puppy )
MOTHER NOOO IM JUST TRYING TO GET A FUR TAN IS THAT WRONG !!? Anyway pups this is soo going crazy this post -,- that's all for me pups
Hey every pups my owner was saying something about a bunny..? A Easter bunny what is that ?? My owner said that last night a big bunny came in the house to hide eggs ? Or something like that but still A BIG BUNNY CAME IN TO MY HOUSE WHEN EVERY ONE WAS ASLEEP AHH WHAT IF HE TOOK SOME thing or worst HE BETTER HAVE NOT TOUCH TEDDY !! my mom seems to be ok with this bunny thing I'm going to have to look up this bunny thing myself then
( 5 minutes later)
AHH SO THIS THING WAS IN THE HOUSE AT NIGHT !!
WAHT IS HE OR SHE BUNNY THING AND WHAT ARE IN THE EGGS DO BUNNYS LAY EGGS And this bunny thing ate my owners carrots she left out I don't like this bunny thing he thinks he can come in to my house at night eating my food well he did leave some stuff for us I guess well that's it for now pups happy creepy bunny man/she thing day
Hey every pup it's me the man of machoness if that's a word I'm just here napping on my mothers lap and as I was dreaming I just was thinking you never see dogs driving you always seepeople driving and now they are making well trying to make cars that drive them self what about dogs oh I know they think we can't do anything and we will run over cats and other things so we might it will be on the cat part to run a way I bet the trees won't save them from a big truck hahahah ... Oh but I won't I'm good with cats the little fur balls hehe 😁 we'll I think dogs should drive but that's just me and every other dog like take this dog take a look at him
Umm so ok umm ya I did not tell him that or any thang but w8 why are cats PRICELESS I TOLD HIM IT WAS $60 FOR CAT... I never said that ... We'll they don't call me macho for nothing
HEY NO FAIR I WAS SLEEPING NO ONE TOLD ME WE WAS TAKING THAT and that's not ... My ... Bear .. (Mumbles) I told teddy not to sleep so Close to me this is why (sighs) well I got to go that's all for now pups
Hey ever pup I just saw my owners saying something about a super... S..super? Ya Super Bowl what's that I'm guessing it has tons of dog food in it or it's full of bath water ahh I hope not we'll I see it has a bird in there something called a Seahawk it's a bird but it looks like my owners where's there wings I guess I will need to look more in to this well there are horses to I don't get it what's going on well any way i guess people are like dogs to they run after toys to speeding of toys my owner got my this toy sheep
Umm and we'll it bugged me so much I just went crazy my owner said its so cute and how adorable it was so that night I had to much and went and eat claw and barked SHES MY MOM ONLY I CAN BE THE APPLE IN MY MOMMYS EYE ONLY ME ME ME ... ya sorry about that I don't know what that was so ya but she got up and said it looks like it snowed in her room ( and my room ) so she saw me with it and the snow was it's stuffing she has a pick of it
So ya and then I wus thinking hey she wus saying I'm cute not the toy ohhh so then I wus going to bed and to say sorry to the toy I fell asleep with it
The pink blanket is not mine so not mine ... Fine it's nice and cozy what can I say don't think anything of me I'm still king macho ... Well that's it for now pups I am going to go look up what's the Super Bowl see ya
Hey every pup it's me macho I just want to let ya know I'm still here I'm just been sleeping I just have been so sleepy and btw it hope you all are havering good 2014 I'm wus partying I think I wus beat friend with a cat but I don't know all I know is now I got a new collar with bells on it !!! Bells !!!!! Bells are for cats and I gusse some dogs but bells on me sir macho ... Umm but all I know is now when I look out I see cats saying hey macho man haha" I don't get it but any way I got to go there is this girl cat saying I told her I will marry her I gusse I'm a cat dog :-/ we'll bye every pup see ya soon
Ho Ho HO Im MachoClaws Give Me Ribs!!!! And Ice Cold Water If You Want A Bird In You Stocking You Want To Know What I Give For The Bad Pup's .... Umm Ok You May Not Want To Know I Can Tell You This it's Like Coal But This One Smells Bad MAN WHAT DID I EAT Ummm.... Any Way Im Going To Be Moveing Soon Sighs I Hope Every Pup Gets There Holiday Spirit On Like The Animals In This Video It Funny
How Cute And Funny Well Any way -sniff' sniff'- THAT SMELL THEY ARE PUTING HAM IN A ICE BOX I MUST GO GET IT AHHHHHHHHH
Hey Guy;s Im Back they did not give me any ham but Any Way I Better Go pack I Will Not Be Doing Any post till 12/18/2013 - 1/7/2014 well bye guys
( Tip: Do Not Over Feed You'r Dog's And It Never hurt's to give ur PET a gift )
Wow he must be a awesome pup like me well stay in doors pup it's getting ice cold and for the times I've missed happy HALLOWEEN happy thanksgiving :) so pups stay in side lay in bed drink some hot Coco and relax 
( I'm not the best at photo shop it's hard with out fingers >,< !! ) stay warm pups !
Umm so ok umm ya I did not tell him that or any thang but w8 why are cats PRICELESS I TOLD HIM IT WAS $60 FOR CAT... I never said that ... We'll they don't call me macho for nothing 
HEY NO FAIR I WAS SLEEPING NO ONE TOLD ME WE WAS TAKING THAT and that's not ... My ... Bear .. (Mumbles) I told teddy not to sleep so Close to me this is why (sighs) well I got to go that's all for now pups 
So ya and then I wus thinking hey she wus saying I'm cute not the toy ohhh so then I wus going to bed and to say sorry to the toy I fell asleep with it 
The pink blanket is not mine so not mine ... Fine it's nice and cozy what can I say don't think anything of me I'm still king macho ... Well that's it for now pups I am going to go look up what's the Super Bowl see ya 
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